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    One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did
    for
    a living.

    All the typical answers came up fireman, mechanic, salesman,so forth.

    However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the
    teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic
    dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other
    men
    and they put money in his underwear.
    Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and
    stay with him all night for money."

    The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
    children to work on some exercises and took little Justin aside to ask
    him,
    "Is that really true about your father?"

    "No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and
    helped to get Obama elected, but it's just too embarrassing to say that in
    front of the other kids.
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    Don't give up your day job!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ducknwork View Post
    One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did
    for
    a living.

    All the typical answers came up fireman, mechanic, salesman,so forth.

    However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the
    teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic
    dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other
    men
    and they put money in his underwear.
    Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and
    stay with him all night for money."

    Really? I thought all the gay politicians were republican:
    The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
    children to work on some exercises and took little Justin aside to ask
    him,
    "Is that really true about your father?"

    "No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and
    helped to get Obama elected, but it's just too embarrassing to say that in
    front of the other kids.


    Q: How many Republican politicians can you fit in the closet?
    A: Evidently, all of them.



    Ted Haggard, Mark Foley, Larry Craig, Bob Allen, Glenn Murphy Jr. ect, ect, ect.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roger Perry View Post

    Q: How many Republican politicians can you fit in the closet?
    A: Evidently, all of them.



    Ted Haggard, Mark Foley, Larry Craig, Bob Allen, Glenn Murphy Jr. ect, ect, ect.
    Yeah, but the upside is it took a Union crew of 35 guys and 2 stewards to build that closet!!
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    You got me on that one! I thought you were talking about Larry Craig Jr.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ducknwork View Post
    One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did
    for
    a living.

    All the typical answers came up fireman, mechanic, salesman,so forth.

    However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the
    teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic
    dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other
    men
    and they put money in his underwear.
    Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and
    stay with him all night for money."

    The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
    children to work on some exercises and took little Justin aside to ask
    him,
    "Is that really true about your father?"

    "No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and
    helped to get Obama elected, but it's just too embarrassing to say that in
    front of the other kids.
    Excellent! Sounds like a kid who may have some integrity.

    Evan
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    Quote Originally Posted by zeus3925 View Post
    Don't give up your day job!
    You know you were laughing on the inside...
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