One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did
All the typical answers came up fireman, mechanic, salesman,so forth.
However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the
teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic
dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other
and they put money in his underwear.
Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and
stay with him all night for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some exercises and took little Justin aside to ask
"Is that really true about your father?"
"No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and
helped to get Obama elected, but it's just too embarrassing to say that in
front of the other kids.