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    George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he was finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

    Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she was finished the devil informs her that cost is 6 million dollars, so Queen Elizabeth writes him a check. Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he was finished the devil informed him that there would be no charge for the call and feel free to call the USA anytime.

    When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA free. The devil replied, 'Since Obama became president of the USA , the country has gone to hell, so naturally, it's a local call.'

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    This video may explain why it takes so long for Congress to get things done.

    http://unclejayexplains.com/2007/07/...s-july-2-2007/
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    http://unclejayexplains.com/2008/10/...s-oct-13-2008/

    This video was just before the election in 2008. Bi-partisan, it takes shots at the wingnut elements of both sides.
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    http://unclejayexplains.com/2010/09/...-sept-20-2010/

    All of us should be able to appreciate this one! What's the difference between the two major political parties?
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    Investment strategy

    A few thoughts on investments - just a little inside info.

    If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you
    will have $49.00 today.

    If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have
    $33.00 today.

    If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you
    will have $0.00 today.

    But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the
    beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have
    received $214.00.

    Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.

    A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.

    Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol
    a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the
    gallon!

    Makes you proud to be an American !

    Remember: I don't make this stuff up; I just pass it along.
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