An old joke and current events, Mrs. Woods.
First the joke
A Texas Billionaire was flying first class to NYC. He asked one of the flight attendants if she would spend the weekend with him in the hotel room for a million dollars. “Of course I would Sugar” she purred while making sure his tray table was in the Upright and locked position. “Well then, how about for Fifty Dollars?” The stewardess jumped off his lap, slapped him in the face and loudly exclaimed “What kind of girl do you think I am anyway?!”
Unruffled the old oilman replied, “Well we already determined that, now we are just haggling over the price.”
Now the current events
Mrs. Tiger Woods gets a Re-nup (renegotiated prenuptial agreement) and 5 mill ca$h if she stays.
Am I the only one that sees the similarity?