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Thread: An old joke and current events, Mrs. Woods.

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    I guess that was too easy.

    Hal Greer said of Wilt, "I'd see that dude plow three or four ladies a night easy. I remember the night he scored 100 points. He actually scored 125, if you catch my drift."

    Billy Cunningham, "Wilt had them lined up around the block. All kinds of women. He'd turn on that charm...he'd sing them songs...sometimes we'd just walk in and sing with him."

    Bill Walton, "Wilt was as prodigious off the court as on. The number was way, way up there."

    Go, Tiger, go!

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    25 in one night?
    "So what is big is not always the Trout nor the Deer but the chance, the being there. And what is full is not necessarily the creel nor the freezer, but the memory." ~ Aldo Leopold

    "The Greatest Obstacle to Discovery is not Ignorance -- It is the Illusion of Knowledge" ~ Daniel Boorstin

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    I was gonna guess Gene Simmons. Nutz.

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    Whats the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa ???


    Santa stops at 3 ho's
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve Amrein View Post
    Whats the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa ???


    Santa stops at 3 ho's
    What are we up to? 12? Only Gloria Allred knows for sure. Tiger probably lost count a long time ago. I guess he's spending some time on his yacht these days to rid himself of those pesky reporters. Not sure if his bride is with him.

    And there are rumors of a little Tiger-cub out there somewhere.

    So does golf survive this and what good is the sport without Tiger? Does Tiger give up golf or give up Elin?

    Golf or Elin...what would you do?

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    Looks like the choice is his family.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pals View Post
    Looks like the choice is his family.
    Good choice. I hope he sticks with it.

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    He's commited alright............ To his money.
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    The dude made $110,000,000 last year and he obviously enjoys spending it. Come April he'll be swinging clubs again because the only other skill he has is dippin' his wick and he's got a yacht to pay for. He couldn't care less about his family. Just look how he's been treating them from day one. He's just pissed that he got caught.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve Amrein View Post
    He's commited alright............ To his money.
    Well she is too so she deserves him.

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