State Of The Union Address Drinking Game
It's that time again, the State of the Union Address. Here's a drinking game to make it just a little more bearable. You should be sufficiently wasted after the first 10 minutes of tonight's speech.
Obama says "let me be clear" - Do one shot.
Obama says "change isn't easy" - Do one shot.
Obama says "make no mistake" - Do one shot.
Obama says "Let me be clear, change isn't easy, make no mistake." - He's screwing with you to get you drunk, so five shots.
Obama says "transperency" - Do one shot.
Obama says "inherited" - Do one shot.
Obama says "previous administration" - Do one shot.
Obama says "worst economic crisis" - Do one shot.
Obama says "jobs" - Do one shot if you have a job, two if you're unemployed.
Obama says "health care" - Do not drink, you will not be given a replacement liver.
Nancy Pelosi claps like a seal - Do one shot.
Nancy Pelosi becomes a seal - Might be a good time to quit drinking and turn off the television.
Obama mentions Bo - Put beer in your dog's water bowl.
Joe Biden nods-off/laughs inappropriately/starts talking before the speech is over - Do three shots.
Obama uses the term "Congressional leadership" - Do two shots, but be careful not to choke while drinking and laughing at the same time.
Obama says he's "fighting for you" Do one shot, two if you believe him.
If you want to tatally forget the whole thing do one shot each time he says "uh"