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    Quote Originally Posted by YardleyLabs View Post
    My beginning number was 6. I don't think so.....

    ((6 * 3) + 3)*3 = 63
    6 + 3 = Movie number 9
    Doh, Yardley. Their all 9
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    “The end of democracy and the defeat of the American Revolution will occur when government falls into the hands of lending institutions and moneyed incorporations.” –Thomas Jefferson

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    Now yer getting it-

    here is the latest:

    Little Tony was 9 years old and was staying with his grand-
    mother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the
    other kids for a while when he came into the house and
    asked her, 'Grandma, what's that called when two people
    sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?'

    She was a little taken aback, but she decided to tell him
    the truth. 'It's called sexual intercourse, darling.'

    Little Tony said, 'Oh, OK,' and went back outside to play
    with the other kids. A few minutes later he came back in
    and said angrily, 'Grandma, it isn't called sexual inter-
    course. It's called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy's mom wants to
    talk to you.'


    Semantics regards

    Bubba
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    oh wow---I haven't laughed so much in a long time.....you guys are great.

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    I went down this morning to sign up my dog for welfare.

    At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare".

    So I explained to her that Molly is unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and has no frigging clue who her daddy is. She expects me to feed her, provide her with housing and medical care, and feel guilty because she is a dog.


    So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.


    Molly gets her first check Friday.

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