One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a
living.. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, businessman,
salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.
However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher
prodded him about his father, he finally replied, 'Okay...my father's an exotic
dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and
they put money in his underwear.
Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay
with him all night for money.'
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask him,
'Is that really true about your father?'
'No', the boy said, 'He actually works for the Democratic National Committee and
helped get Barack Obama elected President last year, but I was too embarrassed
to say that in front of the class.'