A plane crashed in the middle of rural Iowa. Panic
Stricken, the local sheriff mobilized and descended
On the farm in force. When they got there, the
Disaster was clear. The aircraft was totally
Destroyed with only a burned hulk left smoldering in
A tree line that bordered a farm. The sheriff and his
Men entered the smoking mess but could find no
Remains of anyone.
They spotted a lone farmer plowing a field not too
Far away as if nothing had happened. They hurried
Over to the man's tractor.
"Hank," the sheriff yelled, panting and out of
Breath. "Did you see this terrible accident happen?".
"Yep. Sure did." the farmer mumbled unconcernedly,
Cutting off the tractor's engine.
"Do you realize that is the airplane of the Presi dent
Of the United States?"
"Were there any survivors?"
"Nope. They's all kilt straight out," the farmer
Answered. "I done buried them all myself. Took me
Most of the morning.."
"President Obama is dead?" the sheriff shouted.
"Well," the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor.
He kept a-saying he wasn't ... But you know how bad
That sumabitch lies."
Obongolo will be the joke of the day until he's gone.
Bush Trips While Jogging President Bush was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below. Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water.
He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted. The first kid says, "I want to go to Disneyland."
Bush says, "No problem, I'll take you there on Air Force One."
The second kid says, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's."
Bush says, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!!"
The third kid says, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset!"
Bush is a little perplexed by this and says, "But you don't look like you're handicapped."
The kid says, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning!!!"