The trash talk here reminds me of a little game. A few years ago, some friends and I were sitting around a hunt test laughing about people who took themselves so seriously they got worked up over stuff on dog chat boards. So we made up the Bait-O-Lympics.
The rules were pretty simple, just lob out some bait and let the games begin. Medals were awarded accordingly:
Bronze = tattling or complaint to moderator
Silver = threating a lawsuit (rallying cry of white trash everywhere "I'll SUE you!")
GOLD MEDAL = Death threat