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    The trash talk here reminds me of a little game. A few years ago, some friends and I were sitting around a hunt test laughing about people who took themselves so seriously they got worked up over stuff on dog chat boards. So we made up the Bait-O-Lympics.


    The rules were pretty simple, just lob out some bait and let the games begin. Medals were awarded accordingly:


    Bronze = tattling or complaint to moderator
    Silver = threating a lawsuit (rallying cry of white trash everywhere "I'll SUE you!")
    GOLD MEDAL = Death threat

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    Quote Originally Posted by Julie R. View Post
    The trash talk here reminds me of a little game. A few years ago, some friends and I were sitting around a hunt test laughing about people who took themselves so seriously they got worked up over stuff on dog chat boards. So we made up the Bait-O-Lympics.


    The rules were pretty simple, just lob out some bait and let the games begin. Medals were awarded accordingly:


    Bronze = tattling or complaint to moderator
    Silver = threating a lawsuit (rallying cry of white trash everywhere "I'll SUE you!")
    GOLD MEDAL = Death threat

    Are you insinuating that when it comes to baiting some of us are MASTERS???

    Get it??

    Juniors, Seniors ......never mind.


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    if you win lots of medals are you then a
    "Master" Bait er ?
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    Yep, we certainly did offer titles including Master Baiter but to bring home the gold you had to be doing superior work at the open all age level...getting a subject so worked up you got a death threat. I'm betting if we could read your PMs Stan, you'd certainly be in medal contention!

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    have i won anything yet? dnf's little meltdown has to be close!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Julie R. View Post
    Yep, we certainly did offer titles including Master Baiter but to bring home the gold you had to be doing superior work at the open all age level...getting a subject so worked up you got a death threat. I'm betting if we could read your PMs Stan, you'd certainly be in medal contention!

    Surprisingly, I fall woefully short.

    My PM's are mostly positive.
    Hard to beleive, I know, but true.



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    Quote Originally Posted by david gibson View Post
    have i won anything yet? dnf's little meltdown has to be close!
    Wasn't a meltdown. Just called you a jerk, which I"m sure you're proud of, and that you wouldn't say those things to my face. That's all. Hell, I didn't even qualify for a medal under those rules. Okay, maybe the jerk comment. Figured you'd also be proud to be called homophobic and Islamophobic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dnf777 View Post
    Hell, I didn't even qualify for a medal under those rules.
    No Dave, you'd have a hard time getting even a junior title, much less a medal. But don't worry, you're important and vital to the Games, because you're part of a small group that gets unusually worked up over real and imagined slights and continually fall into your own traps because you forget to engage brain before pushing the send button.


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    This is the best thread ever...

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