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    Default Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

    Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women And here we go...
    #10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
    #9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
    #8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
    #7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
    #6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
    #5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
    #4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.
    #3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
    #2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
    And the Number One reason
    Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....
    #1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun!

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    #11--Obama hasn't tried to ban women yet!


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    I love my guns, but I gotta say I prefer women.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoosier View Post
    I love my guns, but I gotta say I prefer women.
    Me too!

    Funny material to read but no substitute for a hottie in the hot tube!
    It's time we abandon our party affiliations and rather than being good Dems or good Repubs we all become good Americans. MJH345

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    Quote Originally Posted by Franco View Post
    Me too!

    Funny material to read but no substitute for a hottie in the hot tube!
    That also was emailed to me from my next door neighbor where I grew up. His father got me interested in field trials. I was a bird boy at the Wisconsin Amateur Field trials when I was 14. for helping my neighbor's father train his dogs I got to use them to go hunting with.

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    12. Your gun won't complain if you buy ammo for it at Wal-mart.
    "It's not that government is inherently stupid, although that's a debatable question."
    Rand Paul CPAC speech 2011

    I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it. Thomas Jefferson to Archibald Stuart, 1791
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