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    Subject: FW: The parrot died ....

    At dawn the telephone rings . . .


    "Hello, Senor Pete?" This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your lake house in Bella Vista."


    "Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?"


    "Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor Pete, that your parrot - he is dead."


    "My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International competition?"


    "Si, Senor, that's the one."


    "Damn! That's a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird. What did he die from?"


    "From eating the rotten meat, Senor Pete."


    "Rotten meat? Who the hell fed him rotten meat?"


    "Nobody, Senor. He ate the meat of the dead horse."


    "Dead horse? What dead horse?"


    "The thoroughbred, Senor Pete."


    "My prize thoroughbred is dead?"


    "Yes, Senor Pete, he died from all that work pulling the water cart."


    "Are you insane?? What water cart?"


    "The one we used to put out the fire, Senor."


    "Good Lord!! What fire are you talking about, man??"


    "The one that destroyed your house, Senor! A candle fell and the curtains caught on fire."


    "What the hell?? Are you saying that my house is destroyed because of candle??!!"


    "Yes, Senor Pete."


    "But there's electricity at the house!! What was the candle for?"


    "For the funeral, Senor Pete."


    "WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL??!!"


    "Your wife's, Senor Pete. She showed up very late one night and I thought she was a thief, so I hit her with your new Taylor Made Super Quad 460 golf club."


    SILENCE........... LONG SILENCE.........




    "Ernesto, if you broke that driver, you're in deep s**t!!"
    Last edited by Roger Perry; 10-18-2010 at 04:24 PM.

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