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    A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street. They came to a homeless person. The Republican gave him his business card and told him to stop by for a job. He then pulled a twenty dollar bill out of his pocket and gave it to him.
    The Democrat was impressed so when they came to another homeless person he decided it was his turn to help. So he reached into the Republicans pocket and gave the homeless man 50 dollars.

    A woman in a hot air balloon is lost so she shouts to a man below. "Excuse me. I promised a friend I would meet him, but I don't know where I am." "You're at 37 degrees N Latitude and 100 degrees 49 minutes west longitude." He replies.
    "You must be a democrat" she shouts.
    "I am. How did you know"
    "Because everything you told me is technically correct. But the information is useless and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've been no help."
    The man returned, "You must be a Republican."
    "Yes, how did you know?"
    "You've risen to where you are due to a lot of hot air. You made a promise you can't keep. And you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault."

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    Quote Originally Posted by depittydawg View Post
    A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street. They came to a homeless person. The Republican gave him his business card and told him to stop by for a job. He then pulled a twenty dollar bill out of his pocket and gave it to him.
    The Democrat was impressed so when they came to another homeless person he decided it was his turn to help. So he reached into the Republicans pocket and gave the homeless man 50 dollars.

    A woman in a hot air balloon is lost so she shouts to a man below. "Excuse me. I promised a friend I would meet him, but I don't know where I am." "You're at 37 degrees N Latitude and 100 degrees 49 minutes west longitude." He replies.
    "You must be a democrat" she shouts.
    "I am. How did you know"
    "Because everything you told me is technically correct. But the information is useless and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've been no help."
    The man returned, "You must be a Republican."
    "Yes, how did you know?"
    "You've risen to where you are due to a lot of hot air. You made a promise you can't keep. And you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault."

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