Well I don't know if this is stupid or actually clever, but nevertheless I can't stop laughing at Shmeco and Ailene shoplifting $2800 worth of loot from TJ Maxx which they hid in their blubber folds. I honestly was sure my husband was making this up when he told me he saw it on the news yesterday morning, but I saw it last night and I don't care how un-PC it is, I'm still roflmao.
When the cops were called, the women were searched, leading to a bold new discovery in the advantages of obesity. It seems the women decided to steal $2,600 worth of stuff by hiding it within their blubber -- namely under their breasts and between rolls of fat. By the time police got done frisking them, they found a freighter's worth of stolen goods, including three pairs of jeans and four pairs of boots.
Read about these enterprising thieves here. Probably a good thing there's no surveillance video of actually how they managed to stuff FOUR pairs of boots and 3 pairs of jeans, among other things, under their tatas.