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Thread: U.N. Comes Through for ME!!

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    Ain't I a lucky guy??
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    "Good Day,

    Having received your Claim Application, I am writing to inform you that I am a
    delegate from the United Nations Compensation Commission and to notify you
    finally about your outstanding Compensation payment of $2,759,389 USD.

    Please Send your Name, Address, City, State, Zip Code, Country and telephone
    number to UPS (ups-shipment@excite.co.uk) for your cheque payment delivery.

    Thanks for your attention

    H.M. Joko-Smart
    Commissioner
    (United Nations Compensation Commission)"



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    They have a $2.7 million check for you, but don't know your Name, Address, City, State, Zip Code, Country? Makes sense to me!

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    I'd send them my bank account numbers and passwords, so they can save the price of a stamp and just direct deposit. How nice of them.
    God Bless PFC Jamie Harkness. The US Army's newest PFC, but still our neighbor's little girl!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dnf777 View Post
    I'd send them my bank account numbers and passwords, so they can save the price of a stamp and just direct deposit. How nice of them.
    With a name like "JOKO SMART" what's not to trust??????


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    Stan, can I please borrow $50?

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    send um the name of somebody you do not like.







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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken Bora View Post
    send um the name of somebody you do not like.







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    Jeff Goodwin

    Dave Ferraro

















    J/K

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    Where did you file this Claim Application? I want to file one to see if they have another $2 million for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackstone View Post
    Where did you file this Claim Application? I want to file one to see if they have another $2 million for me.
    That's the funny thing....I can't remember filing that claim.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ducknwork View Post
    Jeff Goodwin

    Dave Ferraro

















    J/K
    I don't 'not like' either one of them, but.......that's still funny.
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