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    God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day.

    He inquired, "Where have you been?"

    God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."

    Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?"

    "It's a planet," replied God, and I've put life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a place to test Balance."


    Balance?" inquired Michael, "I'm still confused."

    God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth. "For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor.


    Over here I've placed a continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black people. Balance in all things."

    God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."


    The Archangel , impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land area and said, "What's that one?"

    "That's Texas , the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful mountains, rivers and streams, lakes, forests, hills, and plains. The people from Texas are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to travel the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, carriers of peace, and producers of good things."

    Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, "But what about balance, God? You said there would be balance."

    God smiled, "I will create Washington , DC . Wait till you see the idiots I put there."
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    I can name a couple in PA as well...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gerry Clinchy View Post
    God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day.

    He inquired, "Where have you been?"

    God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."

    Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?"

    "It's a planet," replied God, and I've put life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a place to test Balance."


    Balance?" inquired Michael, "I'm still confused."

    God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth. "For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor.


    Over here I've placed a continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black people. Balance in all things."

    God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."


    The Archangel , impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land area and said, "What's that one?"

    "That's Texas , the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful mountains, rivers and streams, lakes, forests, hills, and plains. The people from Texas are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to travel the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, carriers of peace, and producers of good things."

    Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, "But what about balance, God? You said there would be balance."

    God smiled, "I will create Washington , DC . Wait till you see the idiots I put there."
    Say what???????


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    Quote Originally Posted by road kill View Post
    Say what???????


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    as a 6th generation texan on both mom and dad's sides i tried really hard to like this joke, but i just cant. its just too dumb.

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    Can someone please tell me what "GDG" means? Sorry, I am a newbie!

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    GDG = goofy democrat geekheads

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    Quote Originally Posted by david gibson View Post
    GDG = goofy democrat geekheads
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

    That's funny right there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by david gibson View Post
    GDG = goofy democrat geekheads
    I will not violate our truce, but this is mighty tempting!
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    At DFW airport a man was watching passengers disembark from their plane. It seemed like most of the plane's passengers were midgets. The man figured that there must be a little person convention or something going on in town. As the flight attendents exited the plane the man asked them, "Hey, what's the deal with all the midgets?" One of the attendents said, "Oh, we had some horrible turbulence...those aren't midgets; they're Texans that had the sh!t scared out of 'em."
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