GDG: For Texans

[sandyg]

I will not violate our truce, but this is mighty tempting!

Why is it tempting? I thought you were an Independent?

[dnf777]

Why is it tempting? I thought you were an Independent?

sat·ire   /ˈsætaɪər/ Show Spelled
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–noun
1. the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc.
2. a literary composition, in verse or prose, in which human folly and vice are held up to scorn, derision, or ridicule.
3. a literary genre comprising such compositions.
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1500–10; < L satira, var. of satura medley, perh. fem. deriv. of satur sated ( see saturate)

[sandyg]

sat·ire   /ˈsætaɪər/ Show Spelled
[sat-ahyuhr] Show IPA

–noun
1. the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc.
2. a literary composition, in verse or prose, in which human folly and vice are held up to scorn, derision, or ridicule.
3. a literary genre comprising such compositions.
Use satire in a Sentence
See images of satire
Search satire on the Web

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Origin:
1500–10; < L satira, var. of satura medley, perh. fem. deriv. of satur sated ( see saturate)

What's the matter? Cat got your tongue?

FINALLY!!!!!

[duk4me]

At DFW airport a man was watching passengers disembark from their plane. It seemed like most of the plane's passengers were midgets. The man figured that there must be a little person convention or something going on in town. As the flight attendents exited the plane the man asked them, "Hey, what's the deal with all the midgets?" One of the attendents said, "Oh, we had some horrible turbulence...those aren't midgets; they're Texans that had the sh!t scared out of 'em."

this from a man living in Cuba where they can't even count votes.

Texas where everyone wants to live whether they admit it or not......well not Cliff Lee but everyone else.

[starjack]

this from a man living in Cuba where they can't even count votes.

Texas where everyone wants to live whether they admit it or not......well not Cliff Lee but everyone else.

I THINK NOT.

[duk4me]

I THINK NOT.

From someone so proud of their home they don't even show it? Oh thats right you are a starman.

[starjack]

From someone so proud of their home they don't even show it? Oh thats right you are a starman.

DUVALL WISCONSIN NORTH EAST

[duk4me]

DUVALL WISCONSIN NORTH EAST

Oh I get it that Favorite er I mean Favre thing. Heres hoping you have lots of cheese and firewood.