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    Default 10 Points to Ponder (not political)

    Ten Thoughts to Ponder

    Number 10

    Life is sexually transmitted.


    Number 9

    Good health is merely the slowest possible
    rate at which one can die.


    Number 8

    Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
    If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich ..


    Number 7

    Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,
    teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.


    Number 6

    Some people are like a Slinky ...
    not really good for anything, but you
    still can't help but smile when
    you shove them down the stairs.


    Number 5

    Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,
    lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.


    Number 4

    All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
    It pays no attention to criticism.


    Number 3

    Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00,
    and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?


    Number 2

    In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
    Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

    And The Number 1 Thought

    Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers;
    what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

    - - - and as someone recently said to me: "Don't worry about old age;
    it doesn't last long





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    love it, thanks for sharing

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    Roger,
    You are proof this one is wrong!!

    Number 7
    Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,
    teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.



    RK
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    Thanks for the chuckle, Roger
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    Quote Originally Posted by road kill View Post
    Roger,
    You are proof this one is wrong!!


    RK

    I don't know about where You're from, but around here it would have to be one HELLUVA big fish to feed these folks for a day! I mean, like, tow it back to the dock 'cause it won't fit in the boat!
    God Bless PFC Jamie Harkness. The US Army's newest PFC, but still our neighbor's little girl!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dnf777 View Post
    I don't know about where You're from, but around here it would have to be one HELLUVA big fish to feed these folks for a day! I mean, like, tow it back to the dock 'cause it won't fit in the boat!
    Around here, the ones that want your fish don't eat fish, not enough carbs.....


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    Quote Originally Posted by road kill View Post
    Around here, the ones that want your fish don't eat fish, not enough carbs.....


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    hahahaha

    True story.....one of my techs was going on about how she doesn't eat seafood. When I asked, "none at all?" she said, 'well, I occassionally have a McFish combo"
    God Bless PFC Jamie Harkness. The US Army's newest PFC, but still our neighbor's little girl!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dnf777 View Post
    hahahaha

    True story.....one of my techs was going on about how she doesn't eat seafood. When I asked, "none at all?" she said, 'well, I occassionally have a McFish combo"
    thats the most backwards way of thinking of fish I've ever heard of lol. You need to find out what is in mcfish and tell her because i highly doubt it is whole fish haha

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