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Thread: Favorite Christmas Movie Line??

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    Default Favorite Christmas Movie Line??

    "Bob Chipeska: It's not just the swearing. Forgive me for prying, but did one of you, um, fornicate...
    Willie: Fornicate?
    Bob Chipeska: Yes. With a heavy-set woman in the big-and-tall dressing room?
    Willie: Look, I've boned a lot of fat chicks in my time, sure. But, as far back as I can remember, I've never fornicated anybody.
    Bob Chipeska: Yes... Well, even still, I think it's best for all parties considered if we...
    Marcus: If we what?
    Bob Chipeska: Well, I have somebody else interested in the position.
    Willie: Before you do something stupid you might want to think about this shit.
    Bob Chipeska: What are you talking about?
    Willie: I'm talking about firing a little black midget. A small, colored, African-American small person. That's what I'm talking about. I'm talking about your face all over goddamn USA Today, that's what I'm talking about. I'm talking about 150 of these little motherfuckers all over the sidewalk out there. Holding picket signs and using bullhorns and shit like that. Screaming and hollering your name out. Unfair practices, get me?
    Bob Chipeska: Oh no, this is not a handicapped thing. I have nothing against you people.
    Willie: You people? Did you hear that Marcus? He said 'You People.'
    Marcus: Who the hell is us people?
    Bob Chipeska: No... He said... But... what... No no. Um, I think it's best if we just forget we had this conversation.
    Willie: Good thinking. And don't worry about us. We'll be fine. Let's get the hell out of here Marcus.
    [Willie and Marcus get up to leave as Willie turns back to Bob]
    Willie: You're pathetic. "



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    Bored RK???????????

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    grandma are you spry?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roger Perry View Post
    Bored RK???????????

    Yep, pretty quiet.
    But that is an insanely funny scene from an insanely funny movie!!



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    Quote Originally Posted by road kill View Post
    Yep, pretty quiet.
    But that is an insanely funny scene from an insanely funny movie!!



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    Check your pm, I sent you a country western song by Rodney Carrington

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roger Perry View Post
    Check your pm, I sent you a country western song by Rodney Carrington
    Can't see it till I get home.

    I am watching Bad Santa tonight with my kids.
    It will be fun.
    (kids.....30 & 27)


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    He's got a little Alabama leg-hound in him ......
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    Billy Bob Thornton is a scream; and I tink I read where he was a Cardinal farm hand once upon a time

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    This country song is getting a lot of play.

    http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3k...them-to-me_fun

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hookset View Post
    He's got a little Alabama leg-hound in him ......

    Thats got to be the number one
    "So what is big is not always the Trout nor the Deer but the chance, the being there. And what is full is not necessarily the creel nor the freezer, but the memory." ~ Aldo Leopold

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