Guy lost his job ,so he goes back to the family farm .Tough year....
So he goes door to door selling peaches.A sexy lady answers the door in her nighty.....She pulls back one side of the top and asks are the peaches nice and firm like her breast.........he starts to sob ,and says yes...
she pulls out her other breast and asks if it is nice and pink like this..he has tears rolling down his face and answers yes....so now she drops her panties and asks if the peaches are nice and fuzzy like her.....He is crying and says yes...She asks why are you crying.???? He sobs " After I voted for Obama ,I lost my job ,went back to the farm and lost my corn to the drought,lost my beans to a fungus ,and now I'm gonna get screwed out of my peaches" .........