Stats you need to know. These are probably closer to the truth than we'll ever know. UB





Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security





Terrorist Plots Discovered...... 0


Transvestites..... 133


Hernias..... 1,485


Hemorrhoid Cases...... 3,172


Enlarged Prostates....... 8,249


Breast Implants..... 59,350


Natural Blondes ......3