In a message dated 1/7/2011 9:38:43 A.M. Eastern Standard Time

Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the
Department of Homeland Security
Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350

oh, and one more...
Natural Blondes 3