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    Quote Originally Posted by ducknwork View Post
    It must suck to get old and you have to get your jollies from a catalogue.


    Prefer the real thing regards,

    Maybe that's why I have 3 kids 3 and under...

    I am waiting for the broadcast of the Victoria's Secret fashion show on TV
    All my Exes live in Texas

    Quote Originally Posted by lanse brown View Post
    A few things that I learned still ring true. "Lanse when you get a gift, say thank you and walk away. When you get a screwing walk away. You are going to get a lot more screwings than gifts"

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    Quote Originally Posted by ducknwork View Post
    It must suck to get old and you have to get your jollies from a catalogue.


    Prefer the real thing regards,

    Maybe that's why I have 3 kids 3 and under...

    It must suck to have every joke go over your head!

    Seven kids from kindergarten to college grad...and one happy wife regards.....

    dave
    God Bless PFC Jamie Harkness. The US Army's newest PFC, but still our neighbor's little girl!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dnf777 View Post
    It must suck to have every joke go over your head!

    Seven kids from kindergarten to college grad...and one happy wife regards.....

    dave
    Must suck when you forget to take the little blue pill!

    Old fart regards,

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    Quote Originally Posted by dnf777 View Post
    It must suck to have every joke go over your head!

    Seven kids from kindergarten to college grad...and one happy wife regards.....

    dave
    oh yes dave, we all know what a studmuffin you are. you remind us constantly....

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    Quote Originally Posted by ducknwork View Post
    Maybe that's why I have 3 kids 3 and under...
    Better put Willie away, and get yerself a VS catalog. Get kid # 4 and it could end up costing you more than $1.47 a day. JD

    Question... if a stork brings babies, what bird brings no babies....? A swallow... !!
    Teach her right NOW. (you'll thank me for this later)
    One cannot reason someone out of something they were not reasoned into. - Jonathan Swift

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    Quote Originally Posted by david gibson View Post
    i dunno whats with some of you guys - no names mentioned so dont take it personal. but - i prefer for it to be addressed to my wife, then i intercept it and slip a modest pile of 20's in it, she goes shopping and i am soon rewarded as can be anticipated...

    having it addressed to you and/or stealing it before she gets it is just, well, um..... not right. i hope you dont have an untimely death and someone else has to clean out your tool shed.........just sayin'
    You are such a MANLY MAN!!!!

    Maybe some day I could be a big strong MANLY MAN like you.


    Feeling woefully inadequate in your presence regards..........

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    Quote Originally Posted by david gibson View Post
    i dunno whats with some of you guys - no names mentioned so dont take it personal. but - i prefer for it to be addressed to my wife, then i intercept it and slip a modest pile of 20's in it, she goes shopping and i am soon rewarded as can be anticipated...

    having it addressed to you and/or stealing it before she gets it is just, well, um..... not right. i hope you dont have an untimely death and someone else has to clean out your tool shed.........just sayin'
    David, she has a drawer full already and they all have one thing in common. They all hit the floor the same way! Besides, it's a lot less expensive when you recycle!
    "Perfection is the enemy of good enough" Vince Stone

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    Quote Originally Posted by ducknwork View Post
    Must suck when you forget to take the little blue pill!

    Old fart regards,
    What blue pill???
    God Bless PFC Jamie Harkness. The US Army's newest PFC, but still our neighbor's little girl!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andy Symons View Post
    David, she has a drawer full already and they all have one thing in common. They all hit the floor the same way! Besides, it's a lot less expensive when you recycle!
    How's that? Infrequently?


    Bwaahahaaa...

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    From the VMI (Virginia Military Institute) Code of a Gentleman

    A Gentleman…

    Does not discuss his family affairs in public or with acquaintances.

    Does not speak more than casually about his girlfriend.

    …Does not go to a lady’s house if he is affected by alcohol. He is temperate in the use of alcohol.

    …Does not lose his temper; nor exhibit anger, fear, hate, embarrassment, ardor, or hilarity in public.

    …Does not hail a lady from a club window.

    A gentleman never discusses the merits or demerits of a lady.
    All my Exes live in Texas

    Quote Originally Posted by lanse brown View Post
    A few things that I learned still ring true. "Lanse when you get a gift, say thank you and walk away. When you get a screwing walk away. You are going to get a lot more screwings than gifts"

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