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    Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'Racism' these days.

    A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?"

    The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"

    The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.

    If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

    Or, if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

    Or, if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

    Or, if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

    Or, if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?

    The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

    The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?"

    The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."
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    LMAO very good one Buzz
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buzz View Post
    Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'Racism' these days.

    A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?"

    The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"

    The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.

    If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

    Or, if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

    Or, if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

    Or, if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

    Or, if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?

    The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

    The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?"

    The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."
    Hey, Buzz, which Home Depot where you at??


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    He was just there because he heard about the windshield washers.
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