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    Default The Male Cycle

    --- The Male Cycle

    When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big t**s.
    When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big t**s, but there was no passion,
    so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life.
    In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
    Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and
    threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
    When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was
    totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so
    dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.
    When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her.
    She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did
    mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was
    great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to
    find a girl with some real ambition.
    When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted
    firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she
    divorced me and took everything I owned.

    I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big t**s.

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    Do what I did and buy some dogs if you really want love.
    I've got 4 of them.
    My 2 bitches were recently bred, so they should even have big tits soon...........SIXTEEN OF EM!!!!

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    Geez Roger...I AM sorry for all the bad things I've said and intimated about you. Had I known to what degree your dementia had reached, I would have been more tolerant.

    Are all the hanging-chads in Port St. Lucie as bad off? Do you join with the crowd that sits around watching porn and eating Cheeto's. No problemo, DNF 666 has that self-diagnosed, and can doctor you right up. He's real familier with cheese, or will be soon.

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    When the one you love becomes a memory, that memory becomes a treasure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle Bill View Post
    Geez Roger...I AM sorry for all the bad things I've said and intimated about you. Had I known to what degree your dementia had reached, I would have been more tolerant.

    Are all the hanging-chads in Port St. Lucie as bad off? Do you join with the crowd that sits around watching porn and eating Cheeto's. No problemo, DNF 666 has that self-diagnosed, and can doctor you right up. He's real familier with cheese, or will be soon.

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    Bill,
    Since I started reading you posts again, I have more cheese than I ever wanted.

    Say what you want. The only thing that matters is Sunday-week. I don't trash talk. Serves no purpose, and shows lack of respect for your opponent.
    God Bless PFC Jamie Harkness. The US Army's newest PFC, but still our neighbor's little girl!

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    That is funny because it is so true!

    I had to copy and paste it to send to a few that will appriciate the humor.
    It's time we abandon our party affiliations and rather than being good Dems or good Repubs we all become good Americans. MJH345

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