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  1. #1
    Join Date
    Nov 2003
    Port St. Lucie, Fl

    Default No Speak English

    An Italian woman married an American gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Pittsburgh . The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.

    One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, so, in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message and gave her the chicken legs.

    Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it, so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The butcher understood again and gave her some chicken breasts.

    On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...

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    What were you

    Her husband speaks English!

    Now get back to your emails.

    I worry about you


  2. #2
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Jun 2009
    Eastern NC


    Nice one Roger...

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