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    GARFIELD ON THE OIL CRISIS



    YOU GOTTA LOVE GARFIELD'S EXPLANATION -- TOO CUTE & ALSO TRUE!!!






    A lot of folks can't understand how we came
    to have an oil shortage here in our country.
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    Well, there's a very simple answer.

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    Nobody bothered to check the oil.

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    We just didn't know we were getting low.

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    The reason for that is purely geographical.

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    Our OIL is located in:

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    ALASKA
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    California
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    Coastal Florida
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    Coastal Louisiana
    ~~~Coastal Alabama~~~~Coastal Mississippi~~~~ Coastal Texas~~~
    North Dakota
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    Wyoming
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    Colorado
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    Kansas
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    Oklahoma
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    Pennsylvania
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    And
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    Texas
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    Our dipsticks are located in DC
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    Any Questions? NO? Didn't think So.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roger Perry View Post
    GARFIELD ON THE OIL CRISIS



    YOU GOTTA LOVE GARFIELD'S EXPLANATION -- TOO CUTE & ALSO TRUE!!!






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    Well, ~~~
    Our dipsticks are located in DC
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    Any Questions? NO? Didn't think So.
    Bravo Roger!

    Yes, higher prices because of the Dipsheets in DC, love it.
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    One of your better ones Roger,love your sense of humor...your politics not so much...
    All my Exes live in Texas

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