Please be advised I am sick to death of receiving questions about my dog that mauled:
3 Muslims sitting on a rug next to my back wall,
6 illegal's wearing Obama t-shirts,
4 Democrats wearing Pelosi t-shirts,
5 phone operators who asked me to press #1 for English,
9 teenagers with their pants hanging down past their cracks,
8 customer service desk people speaking in broken English,
10 flag burners,
and a Pakistani taxi driver.
FOR THE LAST TIME.......THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE !!!"