Oil Crisis
GARFIELD ON THE OIL CRISIS
YOU GOTTA LOVE GARFIELD'S EXPLANATION -- TOO CUTE & ALSO TRUE!!!
A lot of folks can't understand how we cameto have an oil shortage here in our country.
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Well, there's a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn't know we were getting low.
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The reason for that is purely geographical.
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Our OIL is located in:
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ALASKA
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California
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Coastal Florida
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Coastal Louisiana~~~Coastal Alabama~~~~Coastal Mississippi~~~~ Coastal Texas~~~
North Dakota
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Wyoming
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Colorado
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Kansas
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Oklahoma
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Pennsylvania
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~~~Texas
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Our dipsticks are located in DC
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Any Questions? NO? Didn't think So.
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Originally Posted by Roger Perry
