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Thread: The Three Little Piggies

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    Join Date
    Nov 2003
    Port St. Lucie, Fl

    Default The Three Little Piggies

    Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order.

    'I would like a Sprite,' said the first little piggy.
    'I would like a Coke,' said the second little piggy.
    'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' said the third little piggy.

    The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner.

    'I want a nice big steak,' said the first piggy.

    'I would like the salad plate,' said the second piggy.
    'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' said the third little piggy.

    The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.

    'I want a banana split,' said the first piggy. 'I want a cheesecake,' said the second piggy.

    'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' exclaimed the third little piggy. 'Pardon me for asking,' said the waiter to the third little piggy,'

    But why have you only ordered beer all evening?'
    You're gonna LOVE me for this....

    The third piggy says -'Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!

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    Jun 2003
    DuLarge-Dulac-Cocodrie Metroplex, La.



    Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come
    work today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and
    legs hurt, I no come work.'

    The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow,
    really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to
    my wife and tell her to give me Sex. That Makes everything
    better and I go to work.. You try that.'

    Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You
    say and I feel Great. I be at work soon.........You got
    nice house'
    "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated, but those who torment us for our own good will torment us to no end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience."
    C S Lewis

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