face rings a bell
An armless man applied for a job as a bell wringer at a church. The pastor asked the man "how can you ring the bell with no arms". The armless man said "I can ring it with my mouth" so the pastor hired him. On the third ring, the man's jaws locked up on the rope and threw him out of the belfrey killing him. The man's twin brother with no arms then applied for the job and got hired. The next Sunday the brother with no arms started ringing the bell and his jaw also locked up and threw him out of the belfrey unto the ground below killing him. The pastor was asked if he knew the man and the pastor said "I don't know him, but he was a dead ringer for his brother."
Last edited by Roger Perry; 03-21-2011 at 07:39 PM.