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    During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?"
    "Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub."
    "Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
    "No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"

    ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON . OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE? :
    A short neurological test

    1- Find the C below.. Please do not use any cursor help.

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    2- If you already found the C, now find the 6 below.

    99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
    99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
    99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
    69999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
    99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
    99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

    3 - Now find the N below. It's a little more difficult.

    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

    This is NOT a joke. If you were able to pass these 3 tests, you can cancel your annual visit to your neurologist. Your brain is great and you're far from having a close relationship with Alzheimer.

    Congratulations!

    Oh. One more test.....
    Find the 44th USA
    President.


    Well, congratulations, you're not colour blind either!

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    Good joke. Interesting test. I finding the N took less time than the other two tests. The first test took the longest. Do I still need a bed at the home?
    What its prominence suggest, and what all science confirms is that the dog is a creature of the nose- A. Horowitz.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Losthwy View Post
    Good joke. Interesting test. I finding the N took less time than the other two tests. The first test took the longest. Do I still need a bed at the home?
    Were you able to pick out the 44th President?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roger Perry View Post
    Were you able to pick out the 44th President?

    Just a little red X box shows up.
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    the c was the most difficult for me. the other 3 were very obvious
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    Quote Originally Posted by Roger Perry View Post
    Were you able to pick out the 44th President?
    The box link doesn't work. A bed by the window sounds nice.
    What its prominence suggest, and what all science confirms is that the dog is a creature of the nose- A. Horowitz.

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    The C took the longest for me also. The other 2 were pretty quick.
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    I found them all without too much trouble.

    But the naked women in the "O"s when you focus on infinity took a little longer.
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    Charley, a new retiree-greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn't seem to get to work on time.

    Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean-shaven, sharp-minded and a real credit to the company and obviously demonstrating their "older Person Friendly" policies.

    One day the boss called him into the office for a talk. "Charley, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang-up job, but you're being late so often is quite bothersome."

    "Yes, I know boss, and I am working on it."

    "Well good, you are a team player. That's what I like to hear.

    It's odd though your coming in late. I know you're retired from the Armed Forces. What did they say if you came in late there?"



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    S.O.S. = slower, older and smarter

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