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    Obama Is the shepherd I did not want.
    He leadeth me beside the still factories.

    He restoreth my faith in the Republican party.
    He guideth me in the path of unemployment
    ...For his party's sake.

    Yea, Though I walk through the valley of the bread line,
    I shall fear no hunger, for his bailouts are with me.

    He has Annointed my income with taxes,
    My expenses runneth over.

    Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of my life,
    And I will live in a mortgaged home forever.

    I'm glad I am American,
    I am glad that I am free,
    But I wish I was a dog,
    And Obama was a tree!

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    Quote Originally Posted by K.Wilson View Post
    Obama Is the shepherd I did not want.
    He leadeth me beside the still factories.

    He restoreth my faith in the Republican party.
    He guideth me in the path of unemployment
    ...For his party's sake.

    Yea, Though I walk through the valley of the bread line,
    I shall fear no hunger, for his bailouts are with me.

    He has Annointed my income with taxes,
    My expenses runneth over.

    Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of my life,
    And I will live in a mortgaged home forever.

    I'm glad … I am American,
    I am glad … that I am free,
    But I wish … I was a dog,
    And Obama … was a tree!

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    hardy har har. The reason the author is unkown is they are ashamed of turning a sacred prayer into a political statement.

    Party or religion don't matter principle does.

    Tim Bockmon
    Last edited by duk4me; 04-20-2011 at 03:09 PM. Reason: added religion to last sentence
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    I think its funny thanks for posting
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    Quote Originally Posted by gmhr1 View Post
    I think its funny thanks for posting
    You would.
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    My prayer for Obama:

    Psalm 109:8

    ~ "Let his days be few and brief; and let
    others step forward to replace him."
    "The bird hunter watches only the dog, and always knows where the dog is, whether or not visible at the moment. The dog nose is the bird hunters eye. Many hunters who carry a shotgun in season have never learned to watch the dog, or interpret his reaction to scent."
    Aldo Leopold, Round River

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    Take it to POTUS, please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keith Stroyan View Post
    Take it to POTUS, please.
    Er... this is POTUS
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    Quote Originally Posted by huntinman View Post
    Er... this is POTUS
    It was originally posted on another forum. It was reported and then moved to POTUS.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chris Atkinson View Post
    It was originally posted on another forum. It was reported and then moved to POTUS.
    Got it... makes sense...
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    I think it is a bit funny. I did something similar years back concerning the types of retrievers and dog games using the late Dr. King's "I have a dream" speech. A few thought it offensive. I meant no offence but in a free republic we may all express our disapproval. It is allowed.
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