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    Last night some friends and I killed a skunk ape/bigfoot in the Everglades. After a well coordinated effort and prolonged fight we captured and killed, I mean just killed…yeah just killed the beast. It was regretful that he had to be killed but the beast was armed with a weapon and we had no choice…oh wait….ummm, ok well it was not armed but the female bigfoot was…oh no she was not either, but she did come at us so we shot her in the leg. Now of course we know that finding conclusive proof that skunk apes/bigfoot’s exist is a big deal, so we took some DNA samples and pictures before, in keeping with skunk ape tradition we dumped it in the Gulf of Mexico. What? You would like to see the pictures……? Um, well, um…..no that would not be a good idea because bigfoot’s around the world (Yeti’s bigfoot’s, skunk apes…) would be enraged and cause problems for all of us. You want the DNA evidence? Um, well, OK….give me a few minutes to type up a lab report…I mean let me get a piece of paper that says it was done. See right there on top of the report it is from a lab so you know we could not make this up. Come on guys I said I killed a skunk ape, I have pictures and proof isn’t that enough? How dare you question me…..
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    Quote Originally Posted by badbullgator View Post
    Last night some friends and I killed a skunk ape/bigfoot in the Everglades. After a well coordinated effort and prolonged fight we captured and killed, I mean just killed…yeah just killed the beast. It was regretful that he had to be killed but the beast was armed with a weapon and we had no choice…oh wait….ummm, ok well it was not armed but the female bigfoot was…oh no she was not either, but she did come at us so we shot her in the leg. Now of course we know that finding conclusive proof that skunk apes/bigfoot’s exist is a big deal, so we took some DNA samples and pictures before, in keeping with skunk ape tradition we dumped it in the Gulf of Mexico. What? You would like to see the pictures……? Um, well, um…..no that would not be a good idea because bigfoot’s around the world (Yeti’s bigfoot’s, skunk apes…) would be enraged and cause problems for all of us. You want the DNA evidence? Um, well, OK….give me a few minutes to type up a lab report…I mean let me get a piece of paper that says it was done. See right there on top of the report it is from a lab so you know we could not make this up. Come on guys I said I killed a skunk ape, I have pictures and proof isn’t that enough? How dare you question me…..
    Pictures....you want pictures....we are federalis.......we don't need no stinking pictures!!!

    Besides, we gots ta go spike us some footballs at ground zero!!!!



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    Quote Originally Posted by road kill View Post
    Pictures....you want pictures....we are federalis.......we don't need no stinking pictures!!!

    Besides, we gots ta go spike us some footballs at ground zero!!!!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Coveyrise64 View Post
    Would you have expected anything less.......?

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    Actually no, I would expect any sitting president to do the same. I don't fault this, just the accuracy of what has been reported to the people.
    The question I ask is what proof has been offered that UBL was killed? As far as I can tell it is so because the president said it is so. I do not doubt that they killed him and I don't care how they did it. I am a scientist and therefore a skeptic of anything that is not proven with a reliable source other than someones word. Much like the birth certificate thing (and no I was not a birther), just show the photos and video (of course we are now being told there may not be any video of the actual raid...or at least there was a 20-25 minute black out of video) and be done with it. Put the speculation to rest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by badbullgator View Post
    Actually no, I would expect any sitting president to do the same. I don't fault this, just the accuracy of what has been reported to the people.
    The question I ask is what proof has been offered that UBL was killed? As far as I can tell it is so because the president said it is so. I do not doubt that they killed him and I don't care how they did it. I am a scientist and therefore a skeptic of anything that is not proven with a reliable source other than someones word. Much like the birth certificate thing (and no I was not a birther), just show the photos and video (of course we are now being told there may not be any video of the actual raid...or at least there was a 20-25 minute black out of video) and be done with it. Put the speculation to rest.

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    My only issue with it is that Obama said showing the picture would be "spiking the football," and that would be bad, then heads to ground zero to "spike the football."
    In explaining his choice not to release the photo, Mr. Obama said that "we don't need to spike the football."
    http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_1...g=breakingnews


    Which is it???



    Just askin'.........

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    Quote Originally Posted by badbullgator View Post
    Actually no, I would expect any sitting president to do the same. I don't fault this, just the accuracy of what has been reported to the people.
    The question I ask is what proof has been offered that UBL was killed? As far as I can tell it is so because the president said it is so. I do not doubt that they killed him and I don't care how they did it. I am a scientist and therefore a skeptic of anything that is not proven with a reliable source other than someones word. Much like the birth certificate thing (and no I was not a birther), just show the photos and video (of course we are now being told there may not be any video of the actual raid...or at least there was a 20-25 minute black out of video) and be done with it. Put the speculation to rest.

    I did not have sex with that woman
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    Saddam has weapons of mass destruction
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    Here is what I think. When Donald Trump was beating his chest calling for President Obama to produce his birth certificate, Obama was waiting for some of the Republican Presidential hopefuls to jump on the Donald's band wagon so he could make them look like fools also. When they did not do that, Obama produced his long form birth certificate. Not that is probably just as forged a document that the short form was. And as far as UBL being killed, I don't think so. Obama's poll numbers were down and falling fast. He had to do something to get the numbers to climb back up for his next run for the Presidency so he fabricated the story about UBL being found and killed and when next summer rolls around he will pull the troops from Iraq, declare a victory there and be a shoo in for his second term. What do you think righties????????????

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roger Perry View Post


    Here is what I think. When Donald Trump was beating his chest calling for President Obama to produce his birth certificate, Obama was waiting for some of the Republican Presidential hopefuls to jump on the Donald's band wagon so he could make them look like fools also. When they did not do that, Obama produced his long form birth certificate. Not that is probably just as forged a document that the short form was. And as far as UBL being killed, I don't think so. Obama's poll numbers were down and falling fast. He had to do something to get the numbers to climb back up for his next run for the Presidency so he fabricated the story about UBL being found and killed and when next summer rolls around he will pull the troops from Iraq, declare a victory there and be a shoo in for his second term. What do you think righties????????????
    I think what I always think about your posts.

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    well roger, I thought you might have me on ignor.....
    Haven't seen you out at Dempsey lately, is everything OK?
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    Quote Originally Posted by badbullgator View Post
    well roger, I thought you might have me on ignor.....
    Haven't seen you out at Dempsey lately, is everything OK?
    Everything is great. I have a female at the house now that the owner wants bred to Mac (Tanks Alot Hawkeye's Super Mac). She was bred previously to Hunters Road MH.

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