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    Subject: San Diego Woman shot in head


    Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there, went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.


    The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.


    When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered. Linda is blonde, a Democrat and an Obama supporter, but that could all be a coincidence.


    The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and it was determined to be Bush's fault.
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    That right there is funny... I don't care who you are!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle Bill View Post
    Subject: San Diego Woman shot in head


    Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there, went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.


    The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.


    When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered. Linda is blonde, a Democrat and an Obama supporter, but that could all be a coincidence.


    The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and it was determined to be Bush's fault.
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    Police did question Dick Cheney, but he was later released. The woman was described as being drunk on Bush Beer was....Oh silly me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Losthwy View Post
    Police did question Dick Cheney, but he was later released. The woman was described as being drunk on Bush Beer was....Oh silly me.

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    Who the heck cares whether it's an "urban legend" or not! It's still just plain funny!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Losthwy View Post
    Police did question Dick Cheney, but he was later released. The woman was described as being drunk on Bush Beer was....Oh silly me.

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    Could you check and see if Pro Wrestling is real????


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    Quote Originally Posted by road kill View Post
    Could you check and see if Pro Wrestling is real????


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    Quote Originally Posted by M&K's Retrievers View Post
    What do you mean???
    Maybe Ms. Losthway has a PHD in the obvious????


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    Quote Originally Posted by road kill View Post
    Could you check and see if Pro Wrestling is real????


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    I always loved Fritz Von Erich and the Iron Claw Now that was real.........wasn't it???

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    "The Crusher" bragged he ran around Milwaukee with a keg of beer on his shoulders. With his gut, that had to be real.

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