Ken, if we all chip in can we talk you into taking a trip to Washington DC and have a chat with a few people about problem solving???
Did you report the girlfriend to the welfare department or are you going to let them continue to mooch?
I don't want to feed an ugly dog!
Stand back because the government is about to come to the rescue.
Starting January 1st, all contraceptives will be offered at no cost to women. Here is how the cycle will stop.
The girlfriend is so desireous that she has sex with many men without contraception. This treasure in bed, forces your employee to give into her needs. He then hops on his bike, because he does not have a car, which shows his future potential, with the hopes of pleasing the girlfriend.
After his bike wreck one can only hope that he did return with cigarettes for his pregnant girlfriend, who probably just need to smoke after sex!! But then we go back to the cycle of why did she need the cigarettes?
So now we really should give her free contraception, free cigarettes and a car to get each of them. Where does it end?
This all makes sense to our fine President. It also makes poor sense to Standard & Poors.
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Didn't John Wayne say something along the lines of "If you're gonna be stupid, you'd better be tough"?
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Ken? I am disappointed in you. You're the boss, it's implied you are the bad guy.
When I bought the company I own, I got rid of all the Mo Fo's because I was sick (intended) and tired (again) of listening to these people complain about how bad there lives were. These are people that didn't blink an eye when I told them that they missed out on $8,000 in 2½ years because they refused to work the 40 hours they were promised every week. Based on the money they had going out of their checks due to child support, etc., they could have used it.
It sounds to me like you didn't get your message across to the poo-pooing fellow employees.
Don't let 'em get you down.
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"Government big enough to supply everything you need is big enough to take everything you have ... The course of history shows that as a government grows, liberty decreases." Thomas Jefferson
Life is about choices, Ken. You just showed that kid that the choices he has made in life have netted him nothing but pain and scrubbing dishes!
A lot of this can be blamed on poor parenting(I'm no expert on this either but I tried). Who knows what kind of parents he or she has that helped them come to the decisions that they made? I'm afraid it's not going to get better when we have kids the likes of this growing up in this country.
Ahhhh, the smell of a bay dog... nothin finer!
One who lives this life without plans for eternity may appear to be wise for the moment but a fool forever.
Our lives are not made by the dreams we dream but by the choices we make.
"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the American
Government take care of him; better take a closer look at the American
Indian." Henry Ford
We need people like you!
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This reminded me of something else I just heard the other day. Do not know the credibility of this and I realize you were talking about cigarettes but this was interesting to me. Florida and Kentucky, on July 1st, will require drug tests when applying for welfare. If this is in fact true I do hope other states hop on as well. I have thought this sounded like a great plan for a long time.