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    Default Marines ban farting in A'Stan

    Have fun with this one. I included the link to the Military Times
    to save some of you bothering to check snopes.

    " audible farting has been banned for some Marines downrange because it offends the Afghans."

    http://militarytimes.com/blogs/battl...here-you-fart/
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    Quote Originally Posted by luvmylabs23139 View Post
    Have fun with this one. I included the link to the Military Times
    to save some of you bothering to check snopes.

    " audible farting has been banned for some Marines downrange because it offends the Afghans."

    http://militarytimes.com/blogs/battl...here-you-fart/
    A bullet between the eyes ought to offend the hell out of them then...
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    Quote: "Really? We are worried about offending people who crap in the corner of their own living space." Unquote

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    Amazing, and where this thread goes with it, I can hardly wait. Politics maybe, like talking $^!+ I guess.
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    How can jarheads communicate if they can't fart?
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    You Marines wanna fart?

    FART!!!


    Cause road kill says so..........


    SEMPER FI!!!!


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    Pull My Finger!!!!!!!

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    I'm surprised no one (and Stan, that is two words, not one.) has linked this. JD

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fart_Proudly
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