I'll take the river down to still water and ride a pack of dogs.
On my prom night I was seen off by the Chief of police, A police sergeant, and the head of the department of public works in addition to my dad, just so my date knew that he would have no trouble disposing of a body.
Nothing was worse than my first kiss however. No dad didn't catch us, but Duke, my old mutt wasn't too happy when he leaned in for the kiss. I had never heard him bark so loud! He never did like the boys I dated.
Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.
I dont have a daughter but am very protective of females: case in point I had a platonic female roommate when I lived in DFW and her date slipped her some extasy, but luckily one of her girlfriends found out and I was able to go rescue her from the club before she started tripping out (which she did)...I got a phone call the next day from the guy after my roomie told him that I was armed and looking for him, he left town soon afterwards...and yes I was armed and thats all I will admit