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    IMPOSSIBILITIES In The WORLD



    1. U can't count your hair
    2. U can't wash your eyes with soap
    3. U can't breathe when your tongue is out









    Put your tongue back in your mouth fool.



    10 Things I know about you...

    1) U are reading this


    2) U are human.


    3) U can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips


    4) U just attempted to do it


    6) U are laughing at yourself


    7) U have a smile on your face and you skipped No.5


    8) U just checked to see if there is a No.5


    9) U laugh at this because you are an idiot & everyone does it too.


    10) U are probably going to forward this to see who else falls for it.
    When I say, "always", I mean "almost always".
    When I say, "never", I mean "almost never".

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    That's a good one.

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    Really good one! Just what I needed this morning...

    Thanks!

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    You can to breath with your tongue out
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    HA!!! Guess I am an idiot!
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    Too funny!!!!!

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    That was HILARIOUS!! I think when there is a need for someone to "Be the Peanut" they need to repost this! Surely everyone laughed at this who read it. Oh and I'm a fool too!
    God bless!- Jamee

    When you stop having fun, it's time to quit!!
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    IDIOT checking in. Thanks
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