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Thread: The Dems have so much to look forward to.

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    Senior Member Uncle Bill's Avatar
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    Default The Dems have so much to look forward to.

    I can hardly watch Bill Clinton speak at the Dems convention. It ought to be a hoot.

    For those of you that are not up to speed on what Clinton brings to the 'session', here's some "oldy-but-goody" info I found. What fun in store for all.


    From a show on Canadian TV, there was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton.

    "Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a real black man as President.

    Number 1 - He played the sax.

    Number 2 - He smoked weed.

    Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.

    Even now? Look at him ... his wife works, and he doesn't! And, he gets a check from the government every month. Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America 's shelves this week with " Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.

    Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada .

    When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."

    The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."

    Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between the Bushes."

    When the one you love becomes a memory, that memory becomes a treasure.

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    Senior Member gmhr1's Avatar
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    Dont forget Jimmy Carter is also speaking on video
    RIP Bear.

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    Senior Member BonMallari's Avatar
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    wonder if he will declare that the "fairy tale" is now over
    All my Exes live in Texas

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    A few things that I learned still ring true. "Lanse when you get a gift, say thank you and walk away. When you get a screwing walk away. You are going to get a lot more screwings than gifts"

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