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    A Union Man’s Dog

    Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first was an engineer, who said his dog could do math with calculations. His dog was named T-Square and he told him to get some paper and draw a square, a circle, and a triangle, which the dog did with no sweat. The accountant said he thought his dog was better. His dog was named Slide Rule. He told him to fetch a dozen cookies, bring them back and divide them into piles of three, which he did with no problem. The chemist said that was good but said his dog was better. His dog, Measure, was told to get a quart of milk and pour seven ounces into a ten ounce glass. The dog did this with no problem. All three men agreed this was very good and their dogs were equally smart. They all turned to Da Union Man and said “what can your dog do?” Da Union Man called his dog whose name was Coffee Break and said “Show the fellers what you can do.” Coffee Break went over and ate the cookies, drank the milk, crapped on the paper, screwed the other three dogs and claimed he injured his back while doing so. He filed a grievance for unsafe working conditions, applied for workers compensation and left for home on sick leave!
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    Smart dog!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by menmon View Post
    Smart dog!!!!!!!!
    Only you would think so

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    Seemed pretty smart to me....and clearly smarter than the rest

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    You sir have to be two people no one person can be that blind. So what you are saying is you like free loaders.

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    And then there are others that can't see that it is a joke.

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    Joke true but if the shoe fits

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