I heard one at a FT I was gunning at this week end. Want to see if it is posted cuz it was pretty off the wall.
However mine is I feed my dog a little breakfast before, first thing in the morning. Because she ATE the whole duck in the first master test, the gunners prepared for her, (the second bird retrieved(flyer)) When the bird was shot Judge said "That was close". however forgot when a wing and foot was brought in by the gun.