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Thread: Which Side of the Fence are YOU On????

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    Default Which Side of the Fence are YOU On????

    Which side of the fence?

    If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

    If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
    If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

    If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
    If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

    If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
    If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

    If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
    A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.

    If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
    Democrats demand that those they don't like be shut down.

    If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
    A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

    If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
    A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.

    If a Republican reads this, he'll post it so his friends can have a good laugh.
    A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".

    I posted it..........


    Just askin'..............
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    Little Jack Horner must have been a Republican.
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    Quote Originally Posted by zeus3925 View Post
    Little Jack Horner must have been a Republican.
    Don't you just wish you could delete this????
    Stan b & Elvis

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    Haha already shared it with my friends
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    A republican is someone that thinks war is good for the economy.
    A democrat is someone that puts life before the economy

    A republican thinks he can take his worldly possessions with him
    A democrat believes that ones possessions should be used to help others

    etc etc

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    Quote Originally Posted by menmon View Post
    A republican is someone that thinks war is good for the economy.
    A democrat is someone that puts life before the economy, unless that life is in Benghazi, or an unborn child

    A republican thinks he can take his worldly possessions with him
    A democrat believes that ones possessions should be used to help others, and will take them from you to give to those others
    etc etc
    Fixed it for you
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    Quote Originally Posted by menmon View Post
    CA republican is someone that thinks war is good for the economy.
    A democrat is someone that puts life before the economy
    Really? Who just sent troops to Jordan?

    A republican thinks he can take his worldly possessions with him
    A democrat believes that other peoples possessions should be used to help him.
    etc etc
    You remind me of a realtor used to hang around here.
    Or perhaps a DR.
    Stan b & Elvis

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    [QUOTE=road kill;1020560]You remind me of a realtor used to hang around here.
    Or perhaps a DR.:cool
    :[/QUOTE

    Closer to the realtor than the doc...
    Bill Davis

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    Don't know about y'all but I'm voting for the American. Obongolo to Africa.

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    Quote Originally Posted by menmon View Post
    A republican thinks he can take his worldly possessions with him
    A democrat believes that ones possessions should be used to help others

    etc etc
    So you are saying you agree that everyones possessions should be owned by the government and split up evenly so everyone has the same amount. There by stopping all greed, all theft (no need to steal I have what you have), all entitlements, and all desire to work and get ahead.

    Sounds like a communist nation that folded a few years back.

    Richard

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