SPECIAL FOR SENIORS
Watch Your Mailbox!
Just wanted to let you know - today I received my 2012 Social
Security Stimulus Package. It contained two tomato seeds,
cornbread mix, a prayer rug, a machine to blow smoke up my ass,
2 discount coupons to KFC, an "Obama Hope & Change" bumper
sticker, and a "Blame it on Bush" poster for the front yard.
The directions were in Spanish.
Watch for yours soon.