I miss Captain Jack

[fishduck]

I have neither condoned or condemned Glenn's actions. He made a choice I am sure he can live with. If my opinion deserves ridicule then slam away.

[Pals]

lol. We seem to be right on schedule.

How to quit a message board:

Step 1. Fill out this form letter:
I can't deal with the small minded posters here any more. You people, especially [insert posters, preferably ones who are better liked than you] are complete [insert not very clever words of dismissal] and think you're the smartest, most special people in the world. But you're not. You're just a bunch of [insult weight or looks] [insult intelligence] [body parts]. I've come to hate all of you except [some equally batty or insipid posters].

Very publicly ask the mods to delete your account.

Step 2. Continue to lurk and feel butthurt because nobody seems to know that you are gone and the interwebs did not come crashing down

step 3. Get your d00ls, sock puppets or fan boys to start posting how much they missed you and wish you were still posting.

Step 4. Make triumphant return, claiming that thousands of nonexistent users called you at home hourly begging you to come back to save the message board.

score!!!!!!!!!

[WRL]

lol. We seem to be right on schedule.

awesomeness!

Wrl

[laker]

This may turn into a very entertaining thread...

[Ken Bora]

Ken, I didn't understand anything you said. LOL!

Oh come on, you musta had some Elton John 8-track tapes way back when you were.... in your 40's

[Duckquilizer]

While some may not appreciate 80's pop, it somehow seems to fit the general theme:

They Told Him Don't You Ever Come Around Here
Don't Wanna See Your Face, You Better Disappear
The Fire's In Their Eyes And Their Words Are Really Clear
So Beat It, Just Beat It

You Better Run, You Better Do What You Can
Don't Wanna See No Blood, Don't Be A Macho Man
Uhh...
You Wanna Be Tough, Better Do What You Can
So Beat It, But You Wanna Be Bad

Just Beat It, Beat It beat it beat it
No One Wants To Be Defeated
Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight and
It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Right
Just Beat It, Beat It
Just Beat It, Beat It
Just Beat It, Beat It
Just Beat It, Beat It
Uhh...

They're Out To Get You, Better Leave While You Can
Don't Wanna Be A Boy, You Wanna Be A Man
Uhh...
You Wanna Stay Alive, Better Do What You Can
So Beat It, Just Beat It

You Have To Show Them That You're Really Not Scared
You're Playin' With Your Life, This Ain't No Truth Or Dare
Uhh...
They'll Kick You, Then They Beat You,
Then They'll Tell You It's Fair
So Beat It, But You Wanna Be Bad

Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It
No One Wants To Be Defeated
Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight and
It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Right
Just Beat It, Beat It


Peanut Smasher reguards...

[Brokengunz]

Who is captain jack ?

[WRL]

WOW! I am in awe of y'all....guess I should have paid more attention to song lyrics in the 70s and 80s.

Another "douche" in the night regards,

WRL

[Wayne Nutt]

Nope, I only listened to Country or Western. LOL!

[Marvin S]

I missed the thread - what turned captain Jack off?