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    Romney promised that if elected he would put Americans back to work.

    51% of Americans said "Screw That!"
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    Even Ann had to vote against him.

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    Fox News Reports-

    at a press conference today mitt romney annonced that he has re-entered the business world with a new venture capital firm. the new firms name is "targeted ventures". romney is quoted as saying, "targeted ventures will focus efforts on aquiring and improving the performance of troubled companies in battleground states like ohio, michigan, wisconsin, florida and virginia."

    one reporter at the conference asked if the rumor was true that mr. romney's new firm intended to purchase controlling interests in companies and outsource jobs overseas in an equivalent number to votes he lost the election in that state? with a wry smile romney answered, "well these folks put mitt romney back to work, targeted ventures will be my way of saying thanks!"

    we report, you decide!

    in related news,

    Fox News Reports-

    carl rove has identified two key demographic groups the gop must control to win the whitehouse back in 2016. these groups are white women and hispanics. mr. rove has coined unbecoming titles for these demographic segments, and Fox has chosen to omit these new identifying titles.

    to capture the b----es segment rove has sugested the 2016 nominee perform an unassisted abortion on a full term fetus in a thirty minute nationally televised infomercial. for emphasis, the candidate must also have a catholic cardinal pay him for performance of the procedure in cash collected from a local church bingo benefit.

    to capture the b-----s segment rove has suggested the 2016 nominee lead a movement for the replacement of "the most interesting man in the world" on the XX's beer commercials with a person of more obvious latino descent.

    we report, you decide!
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    Quote Originally Posted by roseberry View Post
    Fox News Reports-

    at a press conference today mitt romney annonced that he has re-entered the business world with a new venture capital firm. the new firms name is "targeted ventures". romney is quoted as saying, "targeted ventures will focus efforts on aquiring and improving the performance of troubled companies in battleground states like ohio, michigan, wisconsin, florida and virginia."

    one reporter at the conference asked if the rumor was true that mr. romney's new firm intended to purchase controlling interests in companies and outsource jobs overseas in an equivalent number to votes he lost the election in that state? with a wry smile romney answered, "well these folks put mitt romney back to work, targeted ventures will be my way of saying thanks!"

    we report, you decide!

    in related news,

    Fox News Reports-

    carl rove has identified two key demographic groups the gop must control to win the whitehouse back in 2016. these groups are white women and hispanics. mr. rove has coined unbecoming titles for these demographic segments, and Fox has chosen to omit these new identifying titles.

    to capture the b----es segment rove has sugested the 2016 nominee perform an unassisted abortion on a full term fetus in a thirty minute nationally televised infomercial. for emphasis, the candidate must also have a catholic cardinal pay him for performance of the procedure in cash collected from a local church bingo benefit.

    to capture the b-----s segment rove has suggested the 2016 nominee lead a movement for the replacement of "the most interesting man in the world" on the XX's beer commercials with a person of more obvious latino descent.

    we report, you decide!



    That is just too funny! On a more serious note, both Carl Rove and Dick Morris have been let go by the network as of yesterday and can NOT appear on Fox News or Fox Buisness without prior written permission from Roger Ales(sp) Head Of Programming.
    It's such a shame that in the USA, defending Liberty has become such a heroic deed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Franco View Post
    [/COLOR]That is just too funny! On a more serious note, both Carl Rove and Dick Morris have been let go by the network as of yesterday and can NOT appear on Fox News or Fox Buisness without prior written permission from Roger Ales(sp) Head Of Programming.
    They will be back in 3 years peddling their BS.
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