Never trust a dog to watch your food!
Ha, that shows he has a sense of humor
"All those things bother me: The populism, the lying and the scapegoating and the xenophobia bother me, but then there’s a layer of incompetence here. I suppose, in a way, we should be thankful: If he had a coherent ideology, he’d probably be more dangerous." P J O'Rourke
You talk about passive agression. you need to reread some of the tripe you post.