Never trust a dog to watch your food!
Ha, that shows he has a sense of humor
“Hitler did not have to destroy democracy; he merely took advantage of the decay of democracy and at the critical moment obtained the support of many to whom, though they detested Hitler, he yet seemed the only man strong enough to get things done.” F. A. Hayek from his book, "The Road To Serfdom".
You talk about passive agression. you need to reread some of the tripe you post.