The Higher the Poop the Better?

[Lonnie Spann]

I do have an interesting story...

I know a fellow who was locked up in the drunk-tank one night in the City Jail in Birmingham, AL. He was in the cell with approx. 10 others who were presumably under the influence. Well, this fellow who was causing trouble ended up being placed in a cell all by his lonesome directly across the hall from the above- mentioned offenders. Well this guy took off his sock, urinated in it and then commenced to swinging it toward the guys in the cell across from him, SPRAYING THEM WITH URINE! They immediately hovered in the back of the cell, however not quite out of reach of the spray! Maybe this was his way of urinating on the highest location, marking his territory?

Lonnie Spann

[jb504079]

My oldest male does this. Now I know why!!! The more I think about it, the more it makes sense. He's the most dominant male (attitude wise) I've ever seen. Learn something every day.

[huntinman]

This may be one of the crappiest threads ever

[Jerry S.]

Had one who would backup and shit on a tree in my yard every morning, guess he needed something to balance on?

One of mine balances on three legs while doing this.
Named "The three legged bush $#%itter."

[Raymond Little]

I do have an interesting story...

I know a fellow who was locked up in the drunk-tank one night in the City Jail in Birmingham, AL. He was in the cell with approx. 10 others who were presumably under the influence. Well, this fellow who was causing trouble ended up being placed in a cell all by his lonesome directly across the hall from the above- mentioned offenders. Well this guy took off his sock, urinated in it and then commenced to swinging it toward the guys in the cell across from him, SPRAYING THEM WITH URINE! They immediately hovered in the back of the cell, however not quite out of reach of the spray! Maybe this was his way of urinating on the highest location, marking his territory?

Lonnie Spann

Thats very discusting Lonnie, please try to keep this thread clean!

[Northernstorm]

Mine usually just craps at the line at a HT.

Lonnie Spann

My peake has done that twice to me, and he also wizzed on a judges leg last summer after he got dropped in the second series.LOL

[JustinS]

Maggie is very selective about where she goes the other two run for 2 min and they empty it all out Maggie will shop and shop for the right spot, so at HT she will urinate when I aire her but it is usualy on the 2nd retrieve she squats on the way back - I hate it but at least it gives the judges something to complain about when she is running

[Jen Marenich]

I once saw a sharpei actually stand on his front legs and walk a couple steps on them so he could spray pee higher. Freaked me out when I saw it. I'm not kidding.

[Lonnie Spann]

I once saw a sharpei actually stand on his front legs and walk a couple steps on them so he could spray pee higher. Freaked me out when I saw it. I'm not kidding.

Unless his pecker was on backwards I would think that by standing on his front feet he would be peeing toward the ground.

[huntinman]

Unless his pecker was on backwards I would think that by standing on his front feet he would be peeing toward the ground.

This is getting totally out of control!