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Thread: The Higher the Poop the Better?

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    This may be one of the crappiest threads ever
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    Quote Originally Posted by Raymond Little View Post
    Had one who would backup and shit on a tree in my yard every morning, guess he needed something to balance on?
    One of mine balances on three legs while doing this.
    Named "The three legged bush $#%itter."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lonnie Spann View Post
    I do have an interesting story...

    I know a fellow who was locked up in the drunk-tank one night in the City Jail in Birmingham, AL. He was in the cell with approx. 10 others who were presumably under the influence. Well, this fellow who was causing trouble ended up being placed in a cell all by his lonesome directly across the hall from the above- mentioned offenders. Well this guy took off his sock, urinated in it and then commenced to swinging it toward the guys in the cell across from him, SPRAYING THEM WITH URINE! They immediately hovered in the back of the cell, however not quite out of reach of the spray! Maybe this was his way of urinating on the highest location, marking his territory?

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    Thats very discusting Lonnie, please try to keep this thread clean!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lonnie Spann View Post
    Mine usually just craps at the line at a HT.

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    My peake has done that twice to me, and he also wizzed on a judges leg last summer after he got dropped in the second series.LOL

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    Maggie is very selective about where she goes the other two run for 2 min and they empty it all out Maggie will shop and shop for the right spot, so at HT she will urinate when I aire her but it is usualy on the 2nd retrieve she squats on the way back - I hate it but at least it gives the judges something to complain about when she is running
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    I once saw a sharpei actually stand on his front legs and walk a couple steps on them so he could spray pee higher. Freaked me out when I saw it. I'm not kidding.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jen Marenich View Post
    I once saw a sharpei actually stand on his front legs and walk a couple steps on them so he could spray pee higher. Freaked me out when I saw it. I'm not kidding.
    Unless his pecker was on backwards I would think that by standing on his front feet he would be peeing toward the ground.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lonnie Spann View Post
    Unless his pecker was on backwards I would think that by standing on his front feet he would be peeing toward the ground.
    This is getting totally out of control!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zman1001 View Post
    But the real question is: Do any of you out there have a male who will lift his left and then take a crap at the same time? Mine will not always do it, but it seems like he is trying to multitask more and more lately.
    My male always lifts his leg when he poops and he usually does it on a tree or bush.
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    I saw a male lab pile his on top of a cows salt lick!

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